Things that should be washed right away or they smell bad.

I noticed an ant infestation in my kitchen today.

After a little more examination I found that maybe a candle burning constantly in the kitchen is really not the answer to the growing pile of dirty dishes in the sink.

I wish I had a pet T-Rex or something to come eat the leftovers because then maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

However, after a little bit of smelling, I noticed a few things that need to be washed right away or they smell REALLY bad and may induce vomiting.

1. Ramen Noodles.
You have to wash this. For some reason the broth gets VERY thick and then it gets this putrid, awful, filmy, sweaty, moldy smell to it that you can't get rid of. Thank you Dawn with Bleach Alternative.

2. Mac and Cheese
Same story. The cheese curdles...yup, even the box cheese. I kid you not, you need to wash this RIGHT away.

3. Mashed potatoes
They just get hard, and as you scrape away at it, you get to the softer potatoes that are just as horribly disgusting. They smell like rotten feet.

This is reason number one I will never be a real adult. I should probably wash my dishes more often than when I need a plate and a fork. Stay tuned for more. And maybe I'll draw this weekend and add more!

I'm alive.

I have a huge canvas in my living room that has seemed to be taunting me the last several weeks of silence.

Every time I try to put a paintbrush to it, it ends up somehow creating some forcefield around it that throws spikes and sharp needles if I get too close.

This canvas is driving me crazy.

I thought it was the plastic around it, but I can't get close enough to remove the plastic.

It is also blocking the glade plugin that needs to be refilled but I can't move it without getting attacked.

Basically, I'm screwed.

I thought maybe if I somehow got my hands on an older piece of art I made for someone that I might be able to become inspired. Something got lost somewhere.

So then I began writing thousands of obscene blogs and drawing several pictures that I just can't seem to post.

Just wanted to update that I am alive, consuming beer and pie, and trying to figure out how to post a new interesting blog about my observations on the colors of cars and zombie apocalypses, because for Renee's sake, an instructional manual about how to survive a zombie apocalypse is necessary...and I miss her. <3