I cause explosive diarrhea.

I have been doing a lot of thinking about names.

Someone said a few days ago that they don't like me because my name is Alli. That is possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, but then I got to wondering if she was on to something with the name thing.

I looked up my name in Urban Dictionary.

It had several meanings, including being a weight loss drug (I snickered a little at that, I won't lie...for several reasons...)

But this is what Alli said: (freak)one of the nicest ppl u will ever meet she is so nice and lovaly and she will always have a place in my heart.

It also said: The only FDA-approved diet pills sold at GNC. Gives you explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea, therefore, stay fat, its not worth it

No wonder I am not liked because of my name! I cause uncontrollable diarrhea! Stay away! (So basically, if this is true, then don't even begin to let me cook, I might give you food poisoning!)

So I looked up Eric...It says: The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

This is possibly true. I will give it a 99.9% chance of trueness.

So I looked up Stephanie. Stephanie is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesnt know it she is very beautiful and smart.

This was true. 100%

Then I decided to look up my other best friend Jesse to see...A kind boy who knows just what to say and when to say it. Often boys with this name end up charming any girl who they come in contact with.Sweet and innocent he is the perfect boy. Always lovable andcaring.

Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Just kidding.

It was pretty accurate as well.

Then I realized, there must be something to this name thing!

Maybe it's in the same way as there is something to numerology or astrology.

Or maybe just the people who are worth writing a definition for on Urban Dictionary just do something absolutely incredible that makes you want to write a definition for them.

After typing that line I realized, I'm still the person that causes explosive diarrhea, so what's that sayin' about me?!