Today I was yelling at someone on the phone, kinda out of frustration.
I didn't think anyone was around so I yelled "YOU CAN PUT YOUR SPERM WHEREVER YOU WANT, WHENEVER YOU WANT WITH NO CONSEQUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mistake.
Someone was sitting in their car with the window down.
Now everyone knows how I feel about men.
They suck!
While they sit there and complain that their girlfriend is annoying them, I am sitting there wondering if they know what she is going through. She has to bleed for 7 days every month to prepare her body for the child that she might someday carry that may be yours. She has to get bloated, emotional, tired, irritable, swell up, be nauseated, have to unplug her air fresheners because they are too strong, deal with cramps, pay money for supplies, pick up after you, deal with your bad attitude, take a pill every month to prevent your from having offspring...
Basically, you suck.
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