Storks, Broken Hearts, Trouble...OH MY!

I'd like to start this post educating the world on the multiple purposes of the Stork. Of course it often brings babies to unsuspecting couples, however, it also is responsible for delivering girlfriends to the men of the world.

Women have known this secret for years obviously because when they have been picked up and transplanted to different corners of the country and world repeatedly, it would be necessary for an explanation.

This is how I ended up in NoVA. That darn stork scooped me up and made me go all over the Virginia. These stupid men keep ditching me so it comes and gets me and puts me somewhere else. So far, I'm liking my current placement. 

Which leads me to how to avoid a broken heart. Don't look for a girlfriend. You need to be patient and wait for the stork to transplant the perfect girl into your life. It will happen seamlessly and easily. Searching is ruining the storks mojo and has led to each poor woman's repeated transplantation until she is placed with a nice unsuspecting man.

Let her stay in one place. It is better for her sanity and yours.